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Chapter 2 – Legendary Grade
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—-What’s going on here?
I barely managed to move both of my arms towards my face.
They were my arms but at the same time weren’t my usual arms.
They were extremely undisciplined fat arms. To the point that these white arms could be called an abnormality. Not a single strand of hair grew from it. Looking carefully, there weren’t even hair roots and the skin was so smooth.
The palms of my hand were even worse.
My hands were more manly. I had trained them quite a bit at the gym, so the blood vessels stood out. How is this hand like that at all!
It was like jelly and the joints were surrounded by fat.
It’s fat.
This is fat.
Can humans become this fat?
Is this the result of the reverse version of committing to training.
Bounce, bounce! Like this, you’re also bouncy bouncy!
Yahoo! I’ll be popular without a doubt!
Don’t f*ck with me……
Do you know how much training I’ve gone through?
I’d go to the gym during my spare time from work and even restricted my diet.
Of course, it was in order to be popular.
I was the rule of perfectionism. A soft and flabby old man is unattractive, right? Next year, I’ll be 30, so I paid attention to my health more than others. Also, appearance is important at work. A masculine body build is more credible and better.
But I wonder what happened.
My voice won’t come out and I could only move my arms and head.
“Excuse me, Ellie-sama, Amy-oneesama came to visit.”
The door opened quietly at the voice that old maid.
“Ellie!”
The person who came in jumped at me like the old maid had. Then, when she lifted her head, she was shedding gently falling tears that seemed sad.
Her face was very close, and a beautiful blond haired woman was revealed.
She had golden hair and blue pupils, and her pale lips were like that of falling cherry blossoms, were putting up with the sobbing and shaking. Her features were moderately round, but not too round. She had drooping eyes, but it incited the want to protect her. It was the legendary grade of beauty where you would wonder whether or not you could even see it in a dream.
I am a woman admirer that doesn’t hide anything. Also, I am a considerate woman admirer. On top of that, I’m a hunk whose business skills are top class, and my hobbies are so many that I had numerous friends. My height is 180 cm tall. I have a perfect body, just like what those people called a riajuu. Well, even when I calmly analyze myself from a third person point of view, I have an appearance that’s quite envied by other people. 1
I can brag that my experience with women is way farther than a normal man.
That is to say, I am legendary grade.
There’s no doubt, that’s a legendary grade beauty. Also, that legendary grade woman smells good.
For the time being, I stopped thinking about the various things and took a deep breath. I inhaled the air with all my strength in order for the legendary essence to spread throughout every nook and corner of my lungs. (this isn’t just wrong. the guy’s just incredibly weird and creepy)
“How much are you going to worry me before you’re satisfied… You’re more delicate than me, reserved and cowardly……”
The beauty patted my shoulder with a thump.
“Um, Amy-sama.”
“Sorry, Claris. What did I just do to a sick person…”
The beauty soft kissed the shoulder that she hit.
Oi oi oi oi, you’re kissing the place you hit?
Indecent! It’s something I’ve only seen in movies! Her actions were also legendary grade! I’m really frustrated, but slightly happy for some reason!
“Ellie, if you do something like this again, I won’t speak with you ever again, alright? Because I’ll hate you for it……”
As she said that, the beauty started to shed tears again.
The old maid took out a handkerchief and gently wiped the beauty’s tears. The beauty stopped her and took the handkerchief for herself, and used the corner of the handkerchief to absorb her tears. Even her actions were legendary grade. Only in a certain shop in Ginza that refuses customers without an invitation have I seen a woman with these kinds of movements. She doesn’t lose out to that shop. No, rather, after inserting an appearance correction, she wins by a large margin.
For the time being, the beauty called Amy held my hand that had become fat.
It seems like she was quite worried. While kneeling beside my bed without speaking along with the old maid, they stayed like that for roughly 30 minutes.
“Hurry up and get better Ellie. I had Claris bring the things in your room here. Do you need anything?”
Let’s see, for the time being, bring my smartphone to me.
“Oh my, she can’t speak yet…… it must’ve been quite a shock.”
Then, the beauty clutched my fat hands once again, and embrace my chest for roughly ten minutes.
While enjoying the soft feeling, I sensed a bad premonition with my body.
I don’t know why this unfamiliar legendary grade beauty is this worried about a man that had drank too much and got ran over by a car. ‘Did I get involved in a conspiracy?’ I guessed that half serious, half jokingly. I don’t handle that much important personal information or company’s highly classified information, but there were countless other companies that wanted to poach me due to my business abilities. To think that they’d plan on using this beauty to head-hunt me.
Is there enough merit to make it cost-effective to hire this beauty to head-hunt me?
No, it might be.
Last year, it was me who made all the contracts with other companies in a showy-fashion, and I overwhelmed the rival businesses. I didn’t mind if it was a rival company, I would aim at the suspected location of their sales, and seized their contract in a legal fashion. If I aimed above that, I would receive a warning from the company.
I received a special bonus that normally wouldn’t be seen. To a level where I can’t really tell my coworkers.
That year’s annual income was amazing. This year’s taxes are amazing too though.
Well, with my business abilities, even if I went to another company, I’d probably still produce suitable accomplishments.
Meanwhile, the old maid called Claris was carrying in woman’s stuff into this room one by one.
“Ellie, I am your ally. You can tell me anything. I’ll do as much as I can. After school is over, I’ll come and see you again.”
The legendary grade beauty called Amy and the old maid disappeared.
Shit, if I could talk, I would ask.
I’m worried that I couldn’t contact the company, but first, let’s devote myself to curing my body. Why was there a foreign made, why was there a blond beauty, why am I fat, although I was pretty confused, I can’t do anything with my current state. It’s my way of thinking to shamelessly conduct myself at times like this.
I looked at the table with a fleeting glance.
The foreign old maid arranged and left the things she brought over.
A lovely flower patterned pouch, a cute box the size of two hands that had a toilet set in it, a hand-mirror, miscellaneous books, several pink, white, and other colored women clothes that a man like me would never wear, and confectioneries that looked sweet on top of a plate.
I barely reached the spot of the hand mirror and held it.
Then, I casually looked into it.
Huh!?!?!?!?
That’s right, I casually looked into it.
Huh!?!?!?!?!?
That’s right, I casually looked, ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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Yeah, you might not be in your body right now…