Ellie Golden – Chapter 3

Translator: Flowingcloud    Editor: DC

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Chapter 3 What’s up with this?

 

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It’s ugly.

And it’s fat.

Ugly and fat. Yup. There’s no mistaking it. It’s a fat and ugly person, fat and ugly.

“Shit!!”

I threw the hand-mirror on the ground with all my might.

“What the hell is going on!?”

How many hours have I fainted for me to be like what I saw in the hand-mirror.

I checked over and over again. I was not mistaken. Inside the hand-mirror was girl who was plump and round faced, and her eyes were caving-in from her flesh’s thickness. I wonder if she neglected her health, or if she only ate fatty things, but her face was full of pimples. That sort of ugly woman with a face where you couldn’t help apologetic was reflected in the hand-mirror. It was truly a face that would make a businessman who couldn’t obtain a one-month contract stricken with sympathy.

Her age was probably around 12~15. I’m not very good at guessing foreigners’ ages from their outward appearances.

Well, that’s not worth worrying about.

WHY HAVE I BECOME A FAT, UGLY, PIMPLE-FACED, FOREIGNER, FEMALE, LITTLE GIRL!

This is strange, isn’t it?
Shit, even if I stretch my face, it only hurts.

God!
Please save me!!

I don’t believe in god though.

Ah geez, how did it come to this!
This fatty! Shit! What’s going on!

Even if I punched my stomach, it’d be pushed back by a sensational elasticity.

“Someone explain this to me!”

Huh, I can talk. Or rather, my voice, it’s a female voice……

“Ahh, ahh, ahh.”

What’s with this cute voice!
Such a cute voice!
In spite of being a fatty.

“My name is Kobashigawa.”

I tried saying my name, but I wonder what it is, I only have an uncomfortable feeling.

Huh? Come to think of it, I can’t move my body.

I put all my strength into getting up as a test. Then, I was surprised by my large build. The reason I couldn’t get up was probably due to my body’s condition being bad, but it might just be simply that my body was heavy.

Even though it was just getting off the bed, it felt like I was falling down.
I stretched my fat leg frantically on the carpet and stood up. I felt slightly dizzy, but I became all right immediately, so I walked slowly.

Without a doubt. I’m super heavy.

My real body’s features were magnificent. My whole body was muscles, my body wasn’t that heavy, and my reflexes weren’t that bad. If I fast walked with long strides, I could display a speed not that different from a small girl running.

However, what’s with this?
The flesh shook up and down to the point of hindering my ability to walk. I’m so heavy that it’s as if my whole body has barbells attached to it. Due to my breasts and stomach sticking out, I can’t see benath me. I seemed to have fallen down several times, and I can only lean on the drawer or the wall.

While staggering, I aimlessly wandered about the room and happened upon a small door. When I opened it, there was a small closet, and on the other side of the door was a full body mirror. Looking at the appearance that it reflected suddenly, my mouth gaped open and caused my mind to completely blank.

A young blond haired girl, around 160cm tall and body weight probably 100 kilos, had her mouth wide open flabbergasted.

That’s right, it’s me.

No, is that me?

“Oh my, Ellie-sama! You must not be walking yet! It will affect your body!”

The maid called Claris opened the door and entered, and clung to me.
Apparently, she clung to my arm. The old maid grasped my white jelly-like arm, and looked into my face.

“Is there something wrong?”

“…Who, is this?”

“What are you saying? Isn’t it obvious that it’s Ellie-sama?”

“Ellie……”

“Yes. The fourth daughter of the ancient and honorable Golden house, Ellie Golden-sama.”

“Golden…… Fourth daughter?”

“Yes. That is so.”

“Golden…… a theater?” ¹

“Let me see. Does your private property include a theater?”

“No, it just slipped out…”

“Is that so? Well then, let’s get you back to bed.”

Whether the timing was before or after the old maid finished talking, I couldn’t comprehend the reality of the situation and fainted.

I was floating in the sky in the middle of a downpour.
The falling raindrops fell through my transparent body, bursting open upon the ground and got soakeding in. Just as I looked up to the sky, a huge bolt of lightning. which seemed like it’d roast and burn anything that took flight, made a thundering roar, and tried to swallow the world whole.

Somebody was by the side of a pond with a large tree in the center.

It was probably a pond that a rich person made for their pastime in their mansion. Looking around, near the pond was a refined gazebo, and a marble table was installed. Furthermore, inside was a pathway that connected and continued to the mansion.

I was drifting lightly as I was interested in the pond’s surroundings while I moved ahead.

A fat ugly pimple faced girl’s entire body was reflected in the pond; she was soaked and just sat there doing nothing. That tragic feeling couldn’t be described be described in words. Even I, who was just looking, could feel the despair on her face as she sat there with her head hung down while not moving at all.

I wonder how long she’s been like this.

Sometimes, she would bite on her lips, knit her brows, and make a self-deprecating smile, but if you didn’t watch closely, you’d miss the slight changes in her expression. I floated in the sky while staring at her state. I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her, as if she was being crucified.

Eventually, the girl cried.

The sobbing turned into wailing before long.

Her wailing seemed to throw out all her resentment, as if abandoning everything.
She opened her mouth wide open at the sky and screamed as if being swallowed by lightning.

My chest ached.
I held down my heart with both hands without being able to breathe, and writhed in agony. I twist and turned, somehow keeping calm; it felt like my entire body couldn’t accept the grief of the young girl. If I didn’t act, I’d be crushed by her grief.

The young girl cried for some time, took off her sandals in such a familiar way as if she was entering the bath, and entered the pond while wearing clothes.

I tried to stop her.

However, my body wouldn’t budge an inch.
I couldn’t move.

In the first place, I was currently transparent, and was in a state where I didn’t have a body. Even if I could move, I wouldn’t be able to stop the young girl. Even so, I tried to stop her from entering the pond.

While I was writhing in pain, she was submerged totally up to her breasts in the pond, and put her hands together to pray. It seemed like she was murmuring something. I didn’t know what it was, but I only knew that I had to drag her out of the pond immediately.

In the sky, a bolt of lightning flew.

The fact she’s fat ugly and pimple faced doesn’t matter. I want to save her. I don’t know her circumstances, but she was most likely going to die. If can’t save a single girl in front of me, I wonder if I even have the qualifications to call myself a man.

I forcibly moved my body, and ran towards her.
I was floating in the sky, so it might have been correct to say I flew. I frantically progressed forward.

However, I didn’t make it in time.

When she stopped murmuring, she spread her arms wide open, and smiled.

While an intense explosive sound penetrated my eardrums, the lightning before my eyes became pure white, and a shock wave burst to the point that my hair stood on its end. The large tree in the center of the pond made a conspicuous sound, fell, and from it flames danced high.

She was largely showered in electric currents, and floated lightly in the pond like a fish that died from the shock.

I looked down on her from right above, and lost consciousness before I knew it.

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It was about 5 minutes later that I realized it was a dream.

When I looked beside me, the old maid had a worried face as she fanned me, and next to me was the legendary grade beauty who was clutching my hand.

She died. At that moment, she was struck by lightning and died. That was probably not a dream, but reality. Or rather, probably my memories, most likely.

Then, I, who got drunk in Roppongi, got ran over by a black luxury car while staggering and died.

That must be so.

Then, my state became something similar to a soul, and possessed the young girl. That must be the case.

So that means, she and I were both dead at that moment, and resurrected in a new state with the body being Ellie and the inside being me.

I see.
So that’s how it is.

I get it……

This is a god’s prank.

God’s prank, was it?

I don’t agree at alllll!

Why does the ikemen me, have to become a ugly, fat pimple faced, foreigner, female, young girl!

Shit! This fatty!

Even if I punch my stomach, it’s repelled and returned with a brisk elastic force.

I beg of someone, please give me back my former appearanceeee!

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1. TL: I think he’s mistaking Golden as some sort of theater name, but that’s just my assumption.