JUSCO V1 Chapter 3 Part 2-3

I live again… and immediately enter the competiton for running that joke the furthest into the ground.

Let’s just pretend this is a double release instead of two parts that were so short we decided to merge them.

I will now return to my peaceful death and revive in again in a month(probably) where I’ll attempt to cinch my place as the undisputed Greatest Of All Time overuser of the “rising from the dead” joke.

-Kaelpie

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JUSCO – V1 Chapter 1 part 5

Where is the next World Fair EXPO?


A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure.

In Africa, they didn’t know what “food” meant.

In Eastern Europe, they didn’t know what “honest” meant.

In Western Europe, they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.

In China, they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.

In the Middle East, they didn’t know what “solution” meant.

In South America, they didn’t know what “please” meant.

And in the USA, they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.

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JUSCO – V1 Chapter 1 part 4

Why there is an eroge in another world?


A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

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